Alright, let's start with the fourth episode... It was okay. Nothing special, but actually our characters acting like they should with a not too crazy plotline, it was actually somewhat clever. There were times it was predictable and the episode got worse towards the end, but the idea was too good to get ruined by just mediocre execution. It had some delicious potential that was left untapped, but I was still amused, so overall okay shit. The best episode of the season so far.
As for the fifth episode... Crack babies? What the fuck? I mean, it's not that bad, it kept my attention for the lenght of the episode, but what the fuck? They have to be smoking that crack to make up this kind of shit. I guess I'm desensitized to shit already because overall the episode didn't bother me at all in terms of it's quality. But man, Slash and crack babies? Get outta here.
Even with two decentish episodes, this has been the worst start to the season ever of South Park.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Season 15, Episode 3 - First Impressions
Wow. I mean... The last couple of seasons has been pretty quick deterioration, but I couldn't see them hitting rock bottom this way right at the start of this season. It's like they have retards writing the show and Matt & Trey either don't give a shit or something has happened to their heads so that they don't realize it fuckin' sucks.
Whole subplot with Mr. Mackey... What the fuck. He was completely out of character, even with the ridiculous explanation. It's like they should have put Mr. Garrison to that role. But still, it wouldn't have worked.
Besides, couldn't they have come up with a better way to take the princess away than fuckin' blue cube just floating her away? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!!
Only good moment of the episode - and therefore the season so far was the start of the royal wedding. The commentary and all were funny for a moment. It got overstreched though and then it just all went to hell. Fuck.
Whole subplot with Mr. Mackey... What the fuck. He was completely out of character, even with the ridiculous explanation. It's like they should have put Mr. Garrison to that role. But still, it wouldn't have worked.
Besides, couldn't they have come up with a better way to take the princess away than fuckin' blue cube just floating her away? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!!
Only good moment of the episode - and therefore the season so far was the start of the royal wedding. The commentary and all were funny for a moment. It got overstreched though and then it just all went to hell. Fuck.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Season Fifteen - Episodes 1-2 - First Impressions
It's been nearly 6 months since my last post here, I've been concentrating on other cartoons lately. I'm planning a South Park fansite which should be up by fall or at least winter.
Meanwhile, let's take a look at the two episodes of the new season.
Human Centipad:
What. The. Fuck. Seriously, if this is gonna be the standard, just stop the show now. I write a lot of random shit, but I could never write anything as terrible as this is. B-plot with Cartman was mildly amusing for some moments, but the mainplot... Are they really that out of ideas? Even my idiot brother, who normally likes this kind of lowbrow humor thought it reeked. I thought that Simpsons' Apple episode was mediocre and Futurama's one somewhat decent, but this takes the cake as a worst Apple-based episode and also possibly as the worst episode ever in South Park. Only thing funny for me was Cartman's talking in the car to try to get his mom to change her mind. The things about fucking seemed really forced but I'd much rather had listened to that the whole episode than watched that Centipad plot. Terrible, boring, too much weird shit... It sucked.
Funnybot:
Oh god. I wasted nearly and hour of my life with barely any moments of funnyness. I mean I can get it if they are not funny any more, but could you at least have sensible lots. I miss it when South Park had down-on-earth plots just revolving around the kids and the town's folk. Not fuckin' Germans and comedy scene. It plainly sucked, abandon all hope for this season being any good. South Park is fuckin' worse than Simpsons - as in, modern South Park vs. modern Simpsons. I just sat stone-faced all episode, just praying it would end soon. I don't know whether these take the cake as a worst episode ever, but this is at least worst sequence of two episodes ever.
Meanwhile, let's take a look at the two episodes of the new season.
Human Centipad:
What. The. Fuck. Seriously, if this is gonna be the standard, just stop the show now. I write a lot of random shit, but I could never write anything as terrible as this is. B-plot with Cartman was mildly amusing for some moments, but the mainplot... Are they really that out of ideas? Even my idiot brother, who normally likes this kind of lowbrow humor thought it reeked. I thought that Simpsons' Apple episode was mediocre and Futurama's one somewhat decent, but this takes the cake as a worst Apple-based episode and also possibly as the worst episode ever in South Park. Only thing funny for me was Cartman's talking in the car to try to get his mom to change her mind. The things about fucking seemed really forced but I'd much rather had listened to that the whole episode than watched that Centipad plot. Terrible, boring, too much weird shit... It sucked.
Funnybot:
Oh god. I wasted nearly and hour of my life with barely any moments of funnyness. I mean I can get it if they are not funny any more, but could you at least have sensible lots. I miss it when South Park had down-on-earth plots just revolving around the kids and the town's folk. Not fuckin' Germans and comedy scene. It plainly sucked, abandon all hope for this season being any good. South Park is fuckin' worse than Simpsons - as in, modern South Park vs. modern Simpsons. I just sat stone-faced all episode, just praying it would end soon. I don't know whether these take the cake as a worst episode ever, but this is at least worst sequence of two episodes ever.
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